Location: NYC

About US: DL Software is a software company.

Key Responsibilities:

Develop HolyTorch – our Holy C implementation of PyTorch. No external libraries allowed.

Refactoring our existing Javascript and Python work into Holy C.

Must refuse all attempts at Agile or code review in favor of divinity.

Some IT/DevOps support such as blessing the company’s workstations daily.

Exorcising all bugs in crisp 640x480 and 16 rich colors.

Upgrade “chat with God” to use LLMs.

Basic Qualifications

Must have ten years experience with TempleOS and Holy C. No formal education required. Portfolio of TempleOS apps strongly suggested. No version control or tooling experience necessary. Festive design principles highly encouraged.

What We Offer

No healthcare, especially mental health care.
A car and some food will be provided as compensation.